Ed Petrie
Oucho the Cactus and me


Hello, I’m Ed Petrie and this is my website.

If you like what I do, have a little look around. If you don’t, why are you reading this? Go and look at videos of cats falling off things on YouTube.

When I was a kid I did lots of acting, but I didn’t like all the serious stuff like pretending your mum’s dead or you’ve contracted scurvy or something.

I liked pulling silly faces and falling over.

So, after trying out a few proper jobs, I decided to make it my life’s mission to have as much fun as possible.

I started doing stand up comedy, and then someone thought it would be a good idea to put me on children’s television.

The whole fun thing’s worked out rather well so far.

I’m just waiting to get found out and told I have to go back to packing caravan accessories on Ford Industrial Estate.

By the way, this website is run by me, not the BBC or anyone else. So if you don’t like something on here there’s no point complaining to them or anyone else. You’ll have to come round my house and set fire to my car.

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